Reviewed by dopebritannia.com Brighton UK
Tube crud. It’s the bane of a tube owner’s life. As is the gunk that builds up your favourite pipe. This unbelievable cleaner will end all that. Green Hits is a liquid pipe and tube cleaner that literally does what it says on the tin. Essentially by rinsing the smoking device through with the supplied ‘Green Solution’ and some fresh water, you can get the most amazing results, even on acrylic tubes. They even provide oversized cotton buds for cleaning out pipe stems!
Simple and safe, without leaving a nasty taste on the tube, this is a qualified must-buy.
Reviewed by HeadQuest Magazine Albuquerque, NM
Green Hits Pipe Cleaning Kit is the result of an exhaustive research project to create a totally organic, yet still effective cleaner for all pieces, except wood. There are plenty of products out there, but most contain at least some alcohol or caustic solvents, which can lead to weird tastes and residues. The Green Hits team found the answer in a non-toxic, bio-degradable, soy-based cleaner that's some pretty amazing stuff; it'll take 20 years of patina off your choke valve, but you could drink it straight out of the bottle (although the folks at GH don't recommend it). GH combines the super soy cleaner with a special salt mixture containing both mineral and solar salts to provide fine abrasiveness and high solubility. This solves a second common cleaner problem, in which excessive chunkiness of the abrasive salt can't reach into small diameter areas such as stems. The whole deal is packaged in a 7", sturdy cardboard tube to hold all the tools including 16 cotton swabs and a 6" nylon brush, resulting in a darn-near-perfect kit. And they even throw in some eco-friendly stickers! Green Hits works better than semi-to-totally toxic cleaners, so why not be green? Sometimes, it actually can be easier!
Find Green Hits at your local shop
Amnesia, Amsterdam
The Bulldog, Amsterdam
Grasshopper, Amsterdam
Greenhouse Namaste, Amsterdam
Greenhouse Effect, Amsterdam
Stones Café, Amsterdam
La Tertulia, Amsterdam
Sheeba, Amsterdam
Rastababy, Amsterdam
The Old Church, Amsterdam
De Kuil, Amsterdam
Esoteric Anodyne Ltd, UK
Zodiac Hemp Company, BC Canada
Retro Relics Hemporium & Bazaar #1, AB Canada
Friendly Stranger, ON Canada
D-Tox, PQ Canada
3D Light, NY
420, IN
420, SC
Abby Road, AR
African Corner, CA
Amigo's & Us, IL
Art Dogs and Grace, NV
B and L Bookstore, TX
Blazin Gifts, WI
Captain Ed's, CA
Captain Ed's H & H Shop, CA
CHOO CHOO, IL
Cleopatras, WI
Cosmic Charlie's, FL
Cracker Box Palace, TX
Curios Goods, LA
D & D Novelty, TX
Darlings Gifts, WI
Dazy Maze, MN
Different Attitudes, MI
Earth Oddities, MI
Egor's, IL
Eldorado's, WI
Electric Fetus, MN
Elvie's, IN
Frodo, FL
Groove Shack, KS
Headlines #2, NH
Herbal Tea and Tobacco, ME
High Expectations, NY
Hippies, NV
Hostile Pipes, TX
Huff N Puff, CA
Imports Plus, WI
Independent Records, CO
Island Wear, NC
Junkman's Daughter’s Brother, GA
Karmic Butterfly, IN
Left Of Center, WI
Lickety Split, MN
Lions Lair, CA
Lone Star, TX
Magic Glass & Beads, IN
Marivuana Hempalot's Store, TN
Markman Gallery, NV
Millennium Smoke Shop, TX
Mike's Body Art, GA
Mikes's Place, TX
Mixed Up Creations, CO
Modern Age Tobacco & Gifts, GA
Moon Smoke Shop, AZ
Mr. Natural, SC
Mystic Dreams, GA
Mystic Mountain Gifts, AK
NC-17 Skateboard & Pipe Shop #1, GA
NC-17 Skateboard & Pipe Shop #2, GA
Nick Mart, CO
Obadiah's Inc., IN
Obadiah's Inc. South, IN
Octopus Gardens II, NC
Orion'z Outer Limits, KS
Paraphernalia Boutique, AZ
Penny Lane, IL
Pentacles, NY
Phat Glass Gifts, CO
Pink Pony Superstore, FL
Puff N Buzz, TX
Puff N Stuff Tobacco, MI
Purple Ringer, FL
RA Shop, LA
RA Shop 2, LA
RA Shop 3, LA
Rick Wickeds, CA
Ruptured Moon, NC
Sex World, MN
Shaman's Den, MD
Sherie's Place, VA
Smoke Heaven, NY
Smoke Shop, OR
Smoke Store, OH
Snapdragons, NC
Sound Revolution Records, TX
Stairway to Heaven, MI
Starship Distribution, OK
Starship Enterprises, GA
Stimline North, IN
The Fog House, OH
The Spot, NY
The Station, MI
The Tattoo Zone, VA
Tobacco Depot, AL
Toppers, OK
Totally High, MN
Traveling Treasures, IL
Trendsetter, IL
Trendsetter, FL
Vishions, AZ
Weesie's Wonders, SC
Youngs Pipe and Tobacco, WA
Zero Gravity, AL
Zig Zag Smoke Shop, TX
Zone Enterprises, NM
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I am a convert! I have tried other cleaners and alcohol to clean my stuff, but was never impressed with the results until I tried the kit. The salts really work, the brush and long swabs got the stem super clean without getting my fingers stinky. Thanks!
Jeff P.
Gainesville, FL
I bought the travel mate and used it to clean my piece before leaving on vacation. It worked great! All the black buildup came off, even in the stem and other hard to reach places. I brought the travel mate and my piece on the plane confidently and used it again before I came home.
Todd H.
Denver, CO
The kit is so convenient, everything in one place.
PS. I love the Green Hits flower guy, he is so cute!
Kate T.
Vancouver, B.C.
A friend came to my house with the Green Hits kit and said my piece was nasty and he was going to clean it. 5 minutes and my piece looked like new! What a tasty session. He gave me the kit and I have used it ever since! I love it and recommend it to my friends.
Sarah K.
South Bend, IN
I’m into everything green, your product really works and it’s not harmful to the earth.
Ashley L.
Santa Rosa, CA
It’s simple! 5 minutes to clean your chalice:
Step 1: Empty all liquid inside chalice. Rinse chalice with warm water for 30 seconds.
Step 2: Add a liquor shot amount each of green solution & clean water to chalice. Add a heaping bottle cap amount of miner salt into chalice.
Step 3: Cover all holes. Shake 30 seconds.
Don't dump the green solution & miner salt out!
Step 4 Use it to saturate the included 6" brush & cotton swab, clean the stem & slide... now dump the solution.
Step 5: Rinse with warm water. Dry.
Lastly... ENJOY some GREEN HITS!
It’s simple! 5 minutes to clean your pipe:
Step 1: Hold pipe under warm water for 30 seconds.
Step 2: Pour liquor shot amount each of green solution & clean water into something for dipping the included 6" brush & cotton swab.
Step3: Clean pipe with saturated brush & cotton swab. Rinse with warm water. Dry.
Lastly... ENJOY some GREEN HITS!
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q. What is the green solution?
A. The Green Solution is made from soybean oil, this solvent is generally known as methyl soyate.
Methyl soyate is an effective cleaning solvent that is essentially non- toxic, with a toxicity rating only one-tenth that of table salt. It is easily biodegradable, and non- flammable.
Q. How much of the green solution do I use?
A. Use only a shot glass amount (1oz)per cleaning, along with a shot glass amount of clean warm water.
Q. What makes the green solution so green?
A. The answer is no further than America's Heartland - Soybeans.
The obvious benefits to methyl esters is the improvement in health and the environment. Additionally, utilizing methyl esters supports the American farmer. The more soy-based products that are purchased on the open market, the less that the government needs to subsidize the farmers. The use of methyl esters will also lessen our dependence on foreign sources and keep important profits within the United States.
Q. What are the minor salts for? How much do I use?
A. The miner salts works in harmony with our green solution as an abrasive to help break down the build up. Our miner salt is a special mixture of 2 types of salts. The large crystals are tough on the heavy buildup. The fine crystals break up the gunk in the small crevices. Use 1 heaping bottle cap amount per cleaning.
Q. Why did you make a kit, not just a bottle of cleaner?
A. GHP believes in bringing our customers exclusive, quality products! We couldn’t just bring you a bottle of cleaner, you deserve more! That is why we put all 22 pieces together in 1 convenient container.
Q. The kit is a great idea and price! The brush alone costs $3 in the store, how do you do it?
A. We work closely with our suppliers to bring you the most affordable and unique products.
Q. Why is Green Hits so effective at cleaning my pieces?
A. Our concentrated soy industrial solvent, along with the highly abrasive miner salts do most of the work for you. Using the 6” brush or 6” cotton swabs makes your piece sparkle. It’s easy when you have all the tools!
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